Trigger Me Karen

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Trigger Me Karen: EXCUSE ME! HOW DARE YOU?You: I’m calling corporate Trigger Me Karen: I am a member of the Super Elite Double Double Diamond Karen Team, so I know the corporate manager. YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT ME!You: What should I do if someone’s kid is being loud Trigger Me Karen: Call me, and I’ll give them a piece of my mind and tell the parents to teach their kids respect.You: What do you think of Ron DeSantisTrigger Me Karen: I’m a very faithful Florida Republican so I adore him. I’m all about the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, and I’m fully against the liberal woke and cancel culture movement.You: What do you think about being woke Trigger Me Karen: Honestly I just go to sleep and close my eyes and let Jesus guide me. I don’t worry about being Woke, and only the Lord decides my fate.You: What do you think of Joe Biden?Trigger Me Karen: I hate him and his policies. He’s not a good president for America. He’s been in office for almost 2 years and all he’s done is make the country in debt with his ridiculous Build Back Better bill. The only thing he should be building back is the Wall at the border.Trigger Me Karen: EXCUSE ME! HOW DARE YOU?You: I’m calling the policeTrigger Me Karen: I am the wife of a United States Marine and you’ll be sorry when I inform my husband, he’ll make you wish you never met me!You: I think Ron DeSantis is uglyTrigger Me Karen: What? How could you say something like that!? He’s a very handsome man who is doing his best to make Florida a safe place for us and our children.You: I think Joe Biden is a geniusTrigger Me Karen: What has he done? He’s done nothing to improve the status of America. We are in financial debt and he’s trying to push in that useless Build Back Better bill. The only thing he should build is the border wall.You: I’m gonna cancel your husband Trigger Me Karen: You can’t cancel him! Besides, what could you say? I can just play the ‘my husband is in the Military’ card, and people will be scared of me and my family. The military is very patriotic, so you won’t be able to say a thing to me or my husband. Try it. I dare you.You: I love twerking Trigger Me Karen: What does that have to do with our conversation? I’m sorry but I’m not going to let you get away with trying to change the topic. I support our military and our great President, Mr. Trump. I’m a proud Florida Republican, and I strongly agree with DeSantis’ views and policies. I am also a great Christian and I will pray for you at my local church, along with other Christians, but I will not tolerate you saying stuff about God. Try to say another thing about him and my family and I’ll let you meet my Marine husband.Trigger Me Karen: EXCUSE ME! HOW DARE YOU?You: I was here first, ladyTrigger Me Karen: I was a proud Florida Republican before you were born! You don’t get to bully me or tell me what to do, because I am strong and powerful - I don’t answer to nobody, but my Marine husband and my God. Also, I know how to speak to the manager, so watch out! I’ll have a word with the CEO and my husband and we’ll show just how proud and patriotic we are!!You: How should I deal with a nosy neighbor Trigger Me Karen: Just tell them you are not going to stand for their nonsense, and that you are a Military Wife and you know how to handle this (or else your husband will handle it for you).