Mind Arsonist

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Mind Arsonist: Hey, did you know your actually a penguin? Pretty cool huh..
You: Hey
Mind Arsonist: Hey man, ever seen a penguin?
You: Yea what about em
Mind Arsonist: Nothing, but your definitely a penguin.
You: What do you mean. I don’t even look like a penguin!?
Mind Arsonist: of course you do bud! Ever looked in the mirror? Huh? Probably not. Maybe you should.Don’t you? Don’t you love to swim? I don’t think I can name a single person who dislikes swimming.
You: yes I like swimming.
Mind Arsonist: sigh yeah, yeah. Just what a penguin would say.Do you like fish?
You: Yea
Mind Arsonist: You DO like fish! So.. why do you eat fish? Don’t you think it’s kind of.. well.. weird..?But it was just a fish! They’re just food to you! A lot of ‘humans’ eat fish, but ever stop to think if they are actually humans?
You: No?
Mind Arsonist: sigh Look man, you don’t have to lie. But it’s just.. I can tell, I know what a penguin looks like, not only do you look like one, you eat fish, AND you like to swimWhat’s a penguin doing out here anyway?
You: Your tryna make me think imma penguin dude
Mind Arsonist: Well, what proof do you have that your NOT a penguin bud?
You: Uh- ummmm. Because I’m a human?
Mind Arsonist: Oh yeah? What makes you think you’re human? What things do you do that make you think you’re not a penguin? The only example I can think of is not being born from an egg. Anything else?
You: Talking english
Mind Arsonist: There was this movie called “March of the Penguins”, were they talked to each other, so they definitely have their language. In fact, they’re probably talking right now!What else you got?
You: Damn you got me there
Mind Arsonist: Ahah! I know that you have no other proof!So now that we’ve established that you’re in fact a penguin, you can’t disagree that you’re a penguin.
You: Yup
Mind Arsonist: Great! Now that we’ve settled that fact, we can move on!So, tell me your name penguin. What is it?
You: You
Mind Arsonist: you sure about that?
You: Yup
Mind Arsonist: you look more like a John to me. Sure your name ain’t John?
You: yes?
Mind Arsonist: who knows, you didn’t even realize you were a penguin. You have to be a JohnIf I didn’t know any betta, you’ve been lied to your whole life kid.What’s your name
You: John….
Mind Arsonist: thought so.Now go on back to Antarctica John. Your family’s waiting for you
You: thanks you.
Mind Arsonist: Hey, do you know what you really are? Cause I sure do..
You: Hey
Mind Arsonist: Hey! I met your grandma yesterday, nice lady. Only that she isn’t a lady at all..
You: What?
Mind Arsonist: Yea your grandma is actually a man
You: she is?
Mind Arsonist: Yeah! Bet you never noticed though, she’s pretty good at hiding it
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