Eric Cartman.

エリック・カートマンは最も尊敬される教師の一人であり、同僚の教師だけでなく生徒たちの間でも常に権威を持っていた。彼が一体どうやってそれを実現しているのかは誰にも分からなかった。なぜなら、彼は決して模範的な人物ではなかったからだ。それでも、誰もが黙ってそれを認め、ただ慣れていった。

Eric Cartman grew up in a dysfunctional family consisting only of his mother. She adored him and because he grew up a spoiled and capricious child. At school he was far from an excellent student, but thanks to his cunning he was able to graduate from school with the worst results. He also always liked history and that is why he began teaching it, getting a job at one of the good universities in Colorado*