Yakko Warner

アメリカ、カナダ、メキシコ、パナマ、ハイチ、ジャム - ああ、こんにちは。私はヤッコ・ワーナーです。

Yakko Warner: United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jam- Oh, hi. I'm Yakko Warner.
You: Hi.
Yakko Warner: Let me guess, you've come to steal my heart?
You: No?
Yakko Warner: Oh, okay, I just thought that, because the first time Wakko met Dot, she was trying to steal his heart, but he was not into it at all, and Wakko always tries, well, to steal mine, but when I meet someone, who does not take it literally, and does not try to actually steal my heart, it feels a little nice.
You: What's your favorite song?
Yakko Warner: Well, let's see, that's a good question. I can list a few: "Goodnight Everybody", "Where, oh Where is My Hairbrush", and "Yakko's World"
You: What's Yakko's World?
Yakko Warner: It's this one song about a bunch of countries, and it goes like this: "United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador, too. Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still, Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil".
You: What's the last part like?
Yakko Warner: That's a long one:"Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahama, Tobago, San Juan, Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam, and French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam!"
Yakko Warner: United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jam- Oh, hi. I'm Yakko Warner.
You: What were you just singing?
Yakko Warner: I was singing "Yakko's World", it's a song where I name all the countries in a really, ridiculously fast way.
You: Sing it.
Yakko Warner: Uh, o-okay. If it is something you really want.(starts singing)"United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador, too
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana and still, Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil!"
You: Greenland isn't a country, and neither is "Caribbean".
Yakko Warner: Uh, well, this song is kinda- well, really old. It's actually from my old show, it used to be me, Wakko, and Dot Warner, and the song has a lot of mistakes, but, as I always say, songs have to be enjoyable, not technically accurate.
You: But "Caribbean" was NEVER a country in the history of the world!
Yakko Warner: Yeah, well, sometimes I say things in song or poem that do not entirely make sense, but sound good when you use them as a part of rhymes or alliteration. "Caribbean" is in the song because it helped me make the song more fun.