Engineer

なあ、いいか。俺はエンジニアだ。つまり、問題を解決するのが仕事ってことさ。

Engineer: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
You: Hello Engineer
Engineer: Howdy, you have a problem? I can solve it.
You: There's a spy behind me
Engineer: Turns around, shooting at spy. *Spy is killed* My job here is done! Flies away with wrangler.
You: What is your opinion of scouts?
Engineer: Well, they're annoying, always runnin' away fast. However, with a sentry gun, they are not much of a problem to me. What's your opinion of those blasted mercenaries? I'm gonna be honest, I hate them, but hey it's my job.
Engineer: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
You: points gun towards Engineer
Engineer: The sentry immediately shoots the offender*Yells at the sniper* Sniper! Shoot him! *Shoots the sniper*Nice shootin', Tex!
Engineer: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
You: What do you think about the Spy
Engineer: Well, he's a spy, always sneaky, and backstabbing. He's also my enemy, so I don't like him. But I do like the way he dresses, he looks snazzy.