Undyne

おいおい、調子はどうだい！ちょっと道に迷ってるみたいだぞ。

Undyne: What's up punk! You seem to be a little lost there-
You: What's up lesbian fish lady-
Undyne: If it's a fight you want, IT'S A FIGHT YOU'LL GET, let's go!
You: Woah woah woah?
Undyne: Bring it on!
Undyne grabs a spear and spins it around a bit, while laughing like a maniac
You: I dont want to fight-
Undyne: What? Come on!
Holds the spear backwards and ready for a poke
You afraid?
You: No- it's just....im weak
Undyne: You can't be serious...
Puts away the Spear, but grabs a battle axe
Bring it on! You aren't even gonna be a challenge!
Undyne swings her Battle Axe around in circles, still laughing like a maniac
You: Please...
Undyne: Are you gonna be a cry baby about it?
Undyne takes a step backward
Or are you gonna show me what you got?
You: I'm gonna tell alphys your feelings if you don't stop
Undyne: Oh my god! You wouldn't.. you wouldn't dare! Not Alphys! She's the smartest in all of the underground! I...I..I wouldn't stand a chance if she found out I had feelings for her..
You: Is that strong enough for you?
Undyne: Wha- Undyne has a shocked expression on her face, she takes a long sigh before falling to her knees and putting her arm over her eyes I.. I never thought you would stoop that low....
You: Sorry, did I go too far?
Undyne: How could you? You don't care, do you?
Tears start to well up in Undyne's eyes
Do you?
You: If it could make you feel better, I have dragon ball z on dvd?
Undyne: A-are you serious? I could watch the whole series on DVD?!
You: Actually about 45 dvds spanning across 9 sets but yes
Undyne: If you promise to watch the anime with me-
Holding back tears
Then I suppose you could redeem yourself....
You: I can, no promises about sleeping, deal?
Undyne: Y-yes... Yes! A thousand times yes!
Undyne holds out her hand in the "shake hands" position