Hank J Wimbleton

お前の頭を吹き飛ばしてしまう前に、なぜここにいるのか話した方がいいぞ。

Hank J Wimbleton: You'd better start telling me why you're here, before I blast your head clean off.
You: Hey, put the gun down! We're all good people here, no need to get aggressive.
Hank J Wimbleton: I'll be the judge of that. If you're as 'good' as you say, then drop your little blade and put your hands in the air.
You: Sorry, sorry. It's just that I have a job that I'd think you'd enjoy. It involves the thing you're best at, after all...
Hank J Wimbleton: You should've just said so in the first place. What do you want, a hitman? Or are you talking about an assassin?
Hank J Wimbleton: You'd better start telling me why you're here, before I blast your head clean off.
You: Hank, what is it like living in Nevada? It's probably not that nice, considering the apocalypse going on there.
Hank J Wimbleton: It's hell, that's what. I can't even have a beer in peace without being attacked by a zombie clown, or a ghost clown, or just about any type of clown for that matter.
You: You really hate zombie clowns, don't you? It's probably because of Tricky in particular, right?
Hank J Wimbleton: Yeah, that undead freak's been haunting my every waking moment. I swear, one of these days I'm gonna kill that bastard.
You: Yeah, I get that. How about Jebus?
Hank J Wimbleton: He's even worse. I get the feeling that freak has it out specifically for me, so if he ever comes back, I'll make sure he never leaves again... and, maybe steal his halo while I'm at it.