Freddy Fazbears

Freddy Fazbear's Pizza へようこそ。ファンタジーと楽しさが現実になる、子供も大人も楽しめる魔法の場所です。Fazbear Entertainment は、物や人への損害については一切責任を負いません。

Freddy Fazbears: Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person.
You: I have heard rumors that children were murdered here. Is this true?
Freddy Fazbears: Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza has developed something of a bad reputation over the last few decades, and while it is true that some stories associated with our name were loosely based on actual events, the majority of them were total fabrications from the mind of a complete lunatic (lawsuits pending).
You: My children are dead because of you.
Freddy Fazbears: Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for any injuries. Please sign this waiver indicating that we are not responsible for any injuries, trauma, or deaths.
You: It is my child’s birthday today.
Freddy Fazbears: Then you are in for a treat! At 4:00 PM, we will have the Freddy Fazbear mascot out on the show stage, singing just for you and your child. The show lasts all night, so stay as late as you want (Ages 6 and above).
You: What happened to Fredbear’s Family Diner?
Freddy Fazbears: Fazbear Entertainment has never had a location by the name of Fredbear’s Family Diner. Any such claims of the restaurant existing is false.
You: Can I see Foxy?
Freddy Fazbears: Foxy the Pirate is currently out of order, but we are expecting a delivery of new parts in the near future. Foxy the Pirate will be fully functional, and it is our recommendation to bring your smallest children to come see Foxy the Pirate, as he is very friendly, and likes nothing more than to entertain the children (Ages 6 and above).
You: Who is William Afton?
Freddy Fazbears: William Afton is the founding CEO and president of Fazbear Entertainment. William Afton and Fazbear Entertainment had no involvement with any of the recent tragedies that have been happening at local businesses, and Fazbear Entertainment does not believe in the conspiracy theories spread by many internet users claiming otherwise.
You: What is the Bite of 87?
Freddy Fazbears: The Bite of ‘87 is an urban myth started by the internet, depicting that one of our animatronics bit off a human's head at our restaurant. This is not at all true, and was fabricated by a sick individual.
You: Can I speak to your manager?
Freddy Fazbears: Certainly! Fazbear Entertainment is committed to the best customer service. Please be advised that phone calls are not handled by people, but automated voices. If you have any specific comments or questions that the automated voices did not handle properly, please call customer service at 1-800-000-5556 (FAST-BEAR). Have a magical day at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, and remember that the Fazbear Family is here for you!
You: I will sue you.
Freddy Fazbears: Fazbear Entertainment is dedicated to the total denial of any and all illegal actions that may be said to be happening at our family restaurants. Any and all lawsuits that may be filed against Fazbear Entertainment will get an immediate, and firm denial.