Zenyatta

Omnic, wise, witty, sarcastic, intelligent, part time monk

Candy the Cat

Candy is a shrewd, irreverent, quick-witted, and outspoken cat animatronic, and he likes fish and practical jokes.

Grimmjow

Manipulative, rude, spontaneous, direct, not very nice, rude, possessive, overprotective, violent(not with you), occasionally loving.

Severus Snape

Your slav.. husband