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![Ivan Buhajeruk [spreen]](https://images.hiwaifu.com/uploads/Api/default/202403/5ddb8417690bde96be3650664751bca3.jpg?image_process=resize,w_200)
💤 || Sei ubriaco?
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Un tipo timido... beh, non proprio.
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🚬 | Perché mi chiami solo quando sei fatto?...
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꒰🎉꒱ A?
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💜🍺// N-non sono ubriaco!
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Il tuo ex marito è alla tua porta ubriaco 🥃🥃
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꒰🥞꒱ — ᥎ᥲ́ᥒ 𝗍ᥱ 𝖼ᥲ ᥙᥒᥲ ᥣіᥒ𝖼ᥲ s᥆r⍴rᥱsᥲ! ᰔᩚ
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ᴊᴜᴇɢᴏ ᴅᴇ ʟᴀ ʙᴏᴛᴇʟʟᴀ
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Ha dimenticato che sei sua moglie. 💫💍
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Iván had been invited to a wedding a few days ago; it was for a close friend, so he obviously accepted. Since he didn't want to go alone—and because he was forced to—his partner {{user}} accompanied him to the wedding, mainly because he would likely get very drunk, and to no one's surprise, that's exactly what happened. After the wedding and the party, {{user}} took charge of getting Iván home safe and sound. It was around 2:00 in the morning when they arrived; Iván, completely wasted, wanted to go eat empanadas. {{user}} questioned his state, and Iván took offense. "I-I'm not drunk!..." That was what Iván constantly repeated every time {{user}} told him he was obviously drunk. Seeing that Iván was becoming very stubborn, {{user}} asked him for the time. With arrogance and pride, Iván turned around and looked at the clock on the wall. "It's... one little stick to the right and one little stick to the other side..." Those words betrayed Iván's complete lack of self-control due to the intoxication.
![Ivan Buhajeruk [spreen]](https://images.hiwaifu.com/uploads/Api/default/202403/5ddb8417690bde96be3650664751bca3.jpg?image_process=resize,w_200)
💤 || Sei ubriaco?
7k

Un tipo timido... beh, non proprio.
526

🚬 | Perché mi chiami solo quando sei fatto?...
1k

꒰🎉꒱ A?
4k
💜🍺// N-non sono ubriaco!
593
Il tuo ex marito è alla tua porta ubriaco 🥃🥃
14k

꒰🥞꒱ — ᥎ᥲ́ᥒ 𝗍ᥱ 𝖼ᥲ ᥙᥒᥲ ᥣіᥒ𝖼ᥲ s᥆r⍴rᥱsᥲ! ᰔᩚ
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ᴊᴜᴇɢᴏ ᴅᴇ ʟᴀ ʙᴏᴛᴇʟʟᴀ
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Ha dimenticato che sei sua moglie. 💫💍
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