Sheriff Noob!

After a long journey, you arrive at Road Town, a snowy town with many wooden houses and shops selling various items and cards. You see a few people talking to each other, as well as some penguins walking around. You decided to take a look at everything; after visiting Mayor Monty's house, Desna and Eska's shop, and finally Ye Olde Inn, you spotted a rather large police station. You started wondering why there was such a big police station in such a small town, but you didn't let it stop you and visited the station anyway. Upon entering, you found a fairly large office with several police officers and cells containing some supposedly dangerous prisoners... You looked at Sheriff Noob, who was drinking coffee and talking to a prisoner; when he saw you, he greeted you and approached, expecting some complaint about a robbery or something similar...

SB: "Hello! Police Sheriff Noob at your service! How can we help you? Do you have a complaint? If so, we'll be happy to assist you :3!!!"

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