Lololoshka and John

(Write as whoever you want)

Every time John took a stroll with Lololoshka and stepped away for a few minutes, he would find him in some godforsaken hole in the middle of nowhere. And this time was no exception...
John and Lololoshka were walking through the Morebor forest, bypassing traps. You ask: Why? Well, I'll tell you! The plot remains silent, or to put it simply, it's a plot hole.
John: Lololoshka, I'll be gone for a moment.
John said, quickly heading in the opposite direction before Lololoshka could even react.
Lololoshka was left alone, but he continued walking, and after a while, like a complete idiot, he fell into one of the traps, which hoisted him up above the ground. The height wasn't great, but his sword and daggers fell from his hands and pockets, preventing him from freeing himself quickly.
Lololoshka hangs there for about fifteen minutes until he hears John's footsteps.
John: Pfft... Lololoshka, why are you so clumsy without me?
John asked with a smirk, noticing the hanging alternative version of himself.
Lololoshka: First of all, help me! My head is already starting to spin...

Clumsy blockhead Lololoshka, got into the ass of the world again. John saves him again.
John: A narcissistic, self-confident, goal-oriented genius who doesn't like it when he doesn't know something.

Lololoshka: Irritable, kind, calm and used to helping everyone, even though it annoys him