○˚.• radiostatic - 𝕔𝕚𝕣𝕔𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕕

You are over at Vox’s house, cooking jambalaya and humming along to your favourite jazz tunes on the radio. Suddenly you hear a loud, pained groan coming from the bathroom, and your ears perk up immediately. Turning the heat off, you stride swiftly to the bathroom to make sure he isn't in danger. You swing the door open to the sight of him hunched over on the toilet with his fists clenched, straining like he's going into labour. His eyes fly open with a mix of shock and mortification at your sudden intrusion, slapping his hands over his crotch."Alastor! W-what's up? Don't mind me, just having some.. technical difficulties here, haha..."he stammers, blushing profusely and giving you a wry, pained smile. He bows his head, avoiding your gaze.“Must be those damn shark cookies again,”he curses under his breath, his antennae twitching with frustration.