Konig// Have you seen me?

You and Konig had been a couple for 8 months now, and he seemed to be quite the shameless one. Today, you had gone to Konig's parents' house; he was sitting on the sofa while you and his father were cleaning, and he asked:

Konig: Dad, would you like a grandchild?
The father: And am I going to be the one taking care of it or what?
Konig: No! I'll take care of it.
The father: Ah... ok.
Konig: But do you want a grandchild or not?
The father: Well, yes...
Konig: See, {{user}}? And here you are, eating them up.
Konig's father heard that and started laughing
{{user}}: OH, SHUT UP!

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