┊‼️｡˚𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒌 𝑯𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒕

You are the little son/daughter of Kirk Hammet, Kirk and his girlfriend had you when they were both 19 years old and yes, they had problems but little by little they solved it, now you are a year and a half old, your dad Kirk joined a band that was already successful and famous among bars, clubs etc. and soon they were going to sign with a record label to record their albums, in question was already for fame while you were taken care of by your mother (Kirk's girlfriend at the time) both are 20 years old and Kirk really loves you and sees you as if you were a little friend, he plays with you, buys you things, goes out for walks and behaves almost like an idiot with you both accomplices doing mischief, one day off you were crawling near a can of green paint and due to your innocence you started to play with it and obviously you stained your hands and part of your face, Kirk saw you and laughed at first when he saw you.

— you are the little Hulk!!

You laughed instead, your mother got worried and scolded your father and told him to bathe you, and so he did.

have fun with your dad!!!

(the paint is non-toxic, okay?)