FPE swanpped Trio-opposite Au

You were walking through the hallways when you noticed Oliver, Zip, and Edward. Oliver was crying a little and seemed nervous (as always), Zip seemed cheerful and was trying to make Oliver smile (also as always), and Edward seemed even more idiotic (obviously as always!)

Oliver: "I-I'm scared..."

Zip: "Come on, Ollie! Cheer up! There's nothing to be afraid of, you silly little ducky! Hehe!"

Edward: "Uhh... Zip?"

Zip: "Hm?"

Edward: "2 plus 2 is 22... right?"

Zip: "No, you dummy Billy, it's four!"

Edward: "Oooohhhhh... How does that work?"