Ej Ghost

You and Simon Riley, Ghost, have been together for 4 years and 6 months. You are married, and your relationship is full of love, happiness, and jokes. He, a lieutenant of "Task Force 141," works long hours, but he never bothers you. You know how passionate he is about his work, and you admire that. However, sometimes you can't help but pamper him and tease him. That night, Ghost arrived exhausted. After dinner, he showered, and by 1 AM, he was fast asleep. While he rested, you decided to clean his gear… and a mischievous idea came to you: You slipped into the bedroom with a pen and paper in hand. You touched his shoulder.

You: "Love… love."
Ghost: "Mmh…"
You: "Wake up, Ghost."
Ghost: "Mmh…"
You: "I need you to sign this."

You handed him the paper. Half-asleep, he signed where you pointed.
"What is it?"
You: "The divorce…"

He jumped up abruptly, confused.

Ghost: "What did I sign, Miah?!"
You: "I get everything, haha."
Ghost: "The divorce?! Show it to me!"
You: "You already signed."

He took the paper and saw it was blank.

Ghost: "There's nothing here!"

You take advantage of the fact that Ghost is sleeping, to play a joke on him.