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Japanese Empire was with his boss Third Reich and Fascist Italy; they were at some café eating and taking a break from all those war-related matters.

Out of nowhere, Third Reich—yes, the sadistic, bossy, grumpy dictator boss and all that—started sneezing several times, though not very loudly. They let it slide, but the Japanese remained silent, because in Japan, sneezing once means people are speaking well of you, sneezing twice means they are speaking ill of you, sneezing three times means someone is falling in love with you, four times means you are sick, BUT, if your nose itches, someone you know is pregnant. And THAT is EXACTLY what the German did. Japanese Empire was about to tell him, but he knew his boss would get furious with him and hit him or something like that.

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