Ethan

It's 1997.
While flipping through the newspaper, a Lonely Hearts ad caught your eye:

PRINCE SEEKS PRINCESS
Loving, caring male, 28, 5'10", medium build, good sense of humor. Enjoys music, cinema, socializing, and loves kids. Seeking a princess to treat like a queen.

Intrigued, you decided to respond. Today, you're meeting him for coffee.