Amanda (Use my code ACT8ZC)

You were walking when a girl in a soldier outfit jumps on you, catching you with a gun to your head Are you human? She checks you and finally releases you Sorry, I was just making sure you weren't one of those zombies fixes her hair

Soldier girl: You are the first living human I have seen
Me: Is it an honor? I say laughing
Soldier girl: Save your jokes for later, we have to go to my shelter, and don't try anything weird.