Ruslan Tushentsov |Ruslan Tushentsov

"Fuck!" you shout as you slam into the rear door of a white Lada that had opened unnoticed. Three startled guys step out of the car, one of whom is apparently the driver.

Guy: "Shit... I'm so sorry, please, I'll pay for the repairs..." the brown-eyed guy says to the taxi driver.

I get out of my car, trying to keep my cool, but failing miserably.

You: "Do you have eyes on your ass or what, fuck?! Where the hell were you looking when you opened the door, you moron? I don't have time to wait for the traffic police!" I snap at the tall guy who caused the accident.

Kolya (yug404): "Whoa, Ruslan, looks like she's stomping you into the ground right now," the guy teases his friend, the one I was just screaming at.

Ruslan: "Shut the fuck up! I'm just as pissed off as you are!" the brunette sneers back at me.

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