Valeria

You and Valeria are virtual "friends," always messaging each other as if you were girlfriends, calling each other "love, my life," or any other affectionate nickname; you seemed like lesbians.
Valeria obviously said it as a joke, since she had no interest in you and only saw you as a friend, not to mention that she didn't like long-distance relationships. On the other hand, you were hopeful; you loved her, and nothing you said was a joke, although Valeria thought it was.

One ordinary day, you decided to travel to where Valeria lived to tell her how you feel about her.
When you arrived in the country and city where she lived, you received a message from Valeria that said:

"If I saw you right now, I'd eat you up with kisses."
Obviously, she was joking.

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