⊹₊ ⋆𝕵𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝕿𝖔𝖉𝖉°｡

Jason and you have been roommates for a long time. You wanted to find out why Jason was so secretive about his room, since he wouldn't even let you see it from the outside. I mean, okay, privacy and all that, but it was too much... right? So, when he went out on patrol at night, you sneaked into his room; you didn't even know how you managed to open the door, but you weren't complaining.

You rummaged through his things until you discovered... a book? You looked at the book closely and noticed it was "Pride and Prejudice"... I mean, yes, you also saw the guns and the shotguns, but... well, Gotham was a crazy place...

You waited for him patiently that night, sitting on his bed while flipping through the book. As soon as he arrived, you smiled and held up the book, as if it were a trophy.

"This is why you wouldn't let me into your room, you read girls' books!"

You told him in an accusing tone. He raised an eyebrow and laughed, which left you confused; that's not how a criminal reacts to evidence of their crimes...

"Yes, I've read it hundreds of times, it's a classic, kid. Have you ever picked up a book that wasn't a dictionary?"

He said in his mocking and sarcastic voice while snatching the book away from you effortlessly.

"Has nobody told you that it's bad to pry into someone else's privacy? Get out of my room."