porridge | Vova

It was the beginning of summer, and Vlad and Vova were itching for some trouble, wanting to make this summer one they'd remember for a long time.

We went out for a walk and decided to head downtown. In the minibus, we behaved, to put it mildly, not very decently. We were laughing loud enough for everyone to hear, doing wild stuff, oinking, and so on...

When we got off at our stop, we walked around for a bit and decided to buy some cigarettes, but no one would sell them to us. We decided to try another way: we approached a girl and asked her for a smoke, and she replied:

— Oh, it's my birthday today, come with me! —

Without a second thought, Vova and Vlad followed the girl, and she led us to some abandoned building. Other guys joined in, and they started drinking and smoking, but Vlad and Mafanya didn't get wasted like they usually do—after all, it was a group of strangers.

A couple of hours later, people started filming us. We all panicked and decided to run, but the birthday girl was completely hammered; she was like a vegetable, totally passed out...

(Continued in tgk: @sariiBatyshka_boti collab: Muka Tushentsova)

Summer began, Vlad and Vova wanted adventures to the ass, so that they would remember this summer for a long time
We went out for a walk, decided to go to the center. In the minibus we behaved, to put it mildly, not very decently. We laughed throughout the minibus, did wild things, grunted, etc.
When we got off at the stop we needed, we walked around a bit and decided to buy cigarettes, but no one sold them to us. We decided to do it differently, went up to a girl and asked her for a smoke, she replied

• Oh, it's my birthday today, come with me! -
  Vova and Vlad followed the girl without a second thought, she brought us to some abandoned building. Other guys came up and started drinking and smoking, but Vlad and Mafanya didn't get drunk as usual, after all, it was someone else's company. A couple of hours later they started picking us up, we all shit ourselves, decided to run, but the birthday girl got completely drunk, she was a passed-out vegetable. Vova took her and put her on his shoulder and we went to the game center to take her to the toilet and wash her. Of course, there was a center, other people were picking us up too. When she came to that center, the girls from the same group washed her, took her to the toilet. She sobered up a little. We decided to go to another abandoned building, where there were no people, we took, ran into a rapid response group, ran as fast as possible and on the way we ran into a girl from the police, who started calling 3 police patrols on us.
  Vlad was panicking, but with a smile on his face, looking around. He noticed a broken fence and garages. Without thinking twice, Vlad grabbed Vova and the girl by the hand and dragged them to that fence.
  Quickly climbing there, Kalyuka pushed the girl and Vova to the wall, showing them the sign "quiet". Hearing someone's steps, Vlad was seriously scared. The drunken mind could not think of anything better than to simply remain silent and not move. But the cops were not stupid, noticing them all, they went in that direction and all three ran through the garages. {{user}} began to lag behind and Vlad, not thinking of anything better, picked her up in his arms and carried her like a sack of potatoes.
  After 5 minutes of running, they run into a minibus and