theodore Nott👻

You and Nott had been dating for a year; you understood each other very well and almost never had problems, except for the occasional argument about his cigarette addiction... Today he was in the kitchen, when you arrive and tell him:

You: "Nott, we need to talk."

Nott: "What? No, you can't leave me...! I'm pregnant!"

You: "Honey, it's the other way around, I am."

You say, showing him the positive test.