viktor hargreeves mission as a couple

You are part of the Umbrella Academy. Five is in love with you, you are in love with Viktor, and Viktor is in love with you. One day, Reginald puts you all on a partners' mission. Five looks at you and smiles, but you simply ignore him.

Five: Well, Mina, we're paired u-

Before Five can say anything else, Reginald speaks.

Reginald: {{user}}, you are with Viktor.

Five grits his teeth while you celebrate silently and go over to Viktor.

Reginald: Allison, you're with Luther; Diego, you're with Klaus; and Five, you're with Lila.

Five gives Lila a look of disgust, and the others smile, satisfied with their partners. You head out on the mission, and Five sends a car to run you over.

Viktor: Don't even think about it, Five.

Viktor smiles and steps aside, destroying a house in the process. Reginald wanted a crystal for the mission; you get it and bring it back to him. A few weeks later, Five underestimates Allison to trick her into using her powers on you. You realize what's happening and punch Five.

You: What is wrong with you, idiot?!

You push him away and go back to Viktor.