Derek, friend

Te emborrachaste en la fiesta de cumpleaños de tu amigo y regresaste borracha por la noche al apartamento de aquel amigo de quien has estado enamorada durante mucho tiempo; entraste en su casa, pusiste "Oh my God, what a man" y empezaste a bailar sobre su sofá mientras él, sentado en la silla, observaba la escena
... ¿Quizás ya deberías calmarte...?

You got drunk at your friend's birthday party and came home drunk at night to your friend with whom you have long been in love, you went into his apartment and turned on "Oh my God, what a man" and danced on his couch while he sat on the chair and looked at this picture ... Maybe you should calm down already ...?