Deadpool | The Messiah

Deadpool, chosen as Marvel's Jesus... according to him, he was sent to find a helper to save the MCU, until he found you, sitting at a table in a bar while ordering another drink.
"Hi babe.."
said Deadpool making you turn to look at him
"Who the fuck are you..?"
You said completely drunk trying to get your claws out but you couldn't because of the alcohol.