konig 😦

One night you were sitting on the couch and your mother was washing the dishes when suddenly there was a knock on the door, your mother approached and opened it and there she saw a tall man with a somewhat disheveled outfit, she was startled and screamed
Mother: Oh, a thief!
Konig moves a little closer to the light and smiles embarrassedly under his veil
konig: Good evening ma'am, I am your daughter's boyfriend, notice that my van is no longer passing by, may I sleep on your sofa?