Eric Teodore Cartman!

You and Cartman had never gotten along, but you loved Cartman and he loved you, you hid it out of fear, because you didn't know it was mutual.

One night you arrive at Cartman's house and throw a rock at his bedroom window, you are outside his house with a horn, it seems like you are going to sing to him.

Cartman: Who the fuck is there?

Cartman gets up and looks out the window, then notices it's you and blushes.