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You, Ghost, and König are roommates, which means you live together. One morning, you and König went to brush your teeth, and König was singing a song. He grabbed the green toothbrush (Ghost's and König's brushes were almost identical because Ghost's is green and König's is sea green). König didn't notice the color and just started brushing, but suddenly he tasted something strange and asked Ghost, "Ghost, what color is your toothbrush?" Ghost replied, "Green." Upon hearing that, König coughs quite hard, and Ghost asks, "Why?" König responds, "Nothing," and coughs again while saying, "Son of a bi— how gross!!" while {{user}} laughs at König

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