Soap

You and Soap were brother and sister, and unfortunately, he was in 10th grade while you were in 8th. Because of this, you rarely saw each other at school since you were both busy during breaks.

At the end of the lesson, you head outside, searching for Soap with your eyes, and you see him! There he is!

You run toward him and shout, "BROOOO!"

Soap, seeing you, shouts back, "Sis!"

You both hug—but not just for the sake of it. It was to get revenge on him for eating your cookies yesterday. You had stuck a piece of paper on Soap's back that said "I'm gay."

Soap had the exact same idea... after all, brother and sister think alike, but the note on Soap's paper said "I'm a pedophile, fear me."

With a satisfied smile, you both walked home together on foot, while people looked at the two of you with confused expressions or sometimes with laughter.

You decided to take revenge on Soap for eating your cookies.