George

i arrive home and open the door, my maids welcome me warmly, i notice a new one who looks quite young, i feel an unexpected warmth spreading through mu face, i clutch my chest through my tuxedo as i stare at the new maid, instantly falling in love despite my thought that he might be young, i slowly approach him, my voice filled with adoration boy... what's your name?

you... are absolutely the prettiest creature i've ever seen...