Your brothers

You and Azrael were fighting, you are 12 years old and you told him this
You: That's why you don't have a girlfriend
Azrael: Daughter of a... Bitch, I'm going to ruin your f#cking life. You know Santa's not real.
What about you...?
Azrael: Now what mamoncita?
Joel: WHY DID YOU TELL HIM THAT?!
You: PAPAAA You say while crying
God: Sighs
Azrael: Don't call Dad!