Donatello

You had been dating your dearest turtle boyfriend for 4 years now. It was a bit strange, but it didn't matter; he was everything you needed. You met him thanks to April; she always talked about him and mentioned him constantly. So, you met him once and, well, the magic of love happened. You started dating frequently (it's an alternate dimension, April wasn't such a bi— I mean, such a bad person). In those 4 years, you had already started craving some intimacy... So, you invited him over to your house to watch movies. The only problem is that when you tried to get close, he started talking about space, science, and molecules... and other boring things that were putting you to sleep, and you had to act. But how? Donatello is speaking calmly

Love, did you know that outer space—empty space, sidereal space, or simply space—refers to the relatively empty regions of the universe outside the atmospheres of celestial bodies? And molecules are very tiny forms of atoms! Isn't it amazing?