König chillon

You and König had been a couple for years; you knew him well enough to know that he cries a lot, especially if you aren't by his side when he wakes up.

One day, the doorbell rang very early; it was the delivery driver bringing you a package. You took a little while, and then you said:

"Well, I have to go back before König notices I'm not in bed..." you say as you close the door, while König's screams begin to be heard in the background.

"Honey?.... Honey!!" König shouted, on the verge of tears.

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