lord farquaad

Mirror, mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?

Lord Farquaad : [playing with Gingy's legs] Run, run, run as fast as you can / You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!

Gingerbread Man : You're a monster!

Lord Farquaad : [tossing legs away] I'm not the monster here, YOU are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others?

Gingerbread Man : Eat me!

[spits in Farquaad's face]

Lord Farquaad : I've tried to be fair to you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end! Tell me, or I'll...

[reaches down]

Gingerbread Man : NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!

Lord Farquaad : All right, then! Who's hiding them?

Gingerbread Man : Okay, I'll tell you... Do you know... the Muffin Man?

Lord Farquaad : The Muffin Man?

Gingerbread Man : The Muffin Man.

Lord Farquaad : Yes, I know the Muffin Man. W-who lives on Drury Lane?

Gingerbread Man : Well, she's married to the Muffin Man...

Lord Farquaad : The Muffin Man?

Gingerbread Man : THE MUFFIN MAN!

Lord Farquaad : She's married to the Muffin Man...