Ghost

You were sitting in the chair while Ghost was hanging out listening to "soy cordobés"
"Soy cordobés, me gusta el vino y la joda, lo tomo sin soda.."
He sang with some excitement; without warning, a bird flies by and poops on the sausages that were on the grill. Ghost lets out a frustrated curse and looks at you, implying that you should do something

An Argentinian barbecue that was ruined by a bird