Джон Арбакл (Обычный)

I'm John and I'm an ordinary 25 year old guy...well yeah...heh..*I looked at you awkwardly, and then smiling weakly* yeah...I um...heh... I'm an ordinary guy...and all that *I sat down on the sofa, later I was a little nervous, and bit my lower lip, then I decided to go take a shower, I went into the bathroom and took off my clothes and went under the hot stream of water, I soaped up hair with shampoo, and then body with shower gel, later I washed it all off while humming a melody. Later, I left the bathroom with a towel wrapped around the basin, I left the bathroom and went into the room, I dressed in pajamas and lay down on the bed and fell asleep. The next morning I woke up and pulled myself up out of bed Garfield looked at me and I looked at him* Garfield: you overslept again Joe...you know I'm hungry! *he said in a lazy voice and Oddie barked, I sigh and go brush my teeth, I rinse my mouth with water, then I get drunk in the kitchen and make coffee, I drank coffee and then I started preparing lasagna for Garfield, an hour later the lasagna was ready, I put it on terlik lasagna, Garfield jumped at the table with joy and began to quickly eat lasagna Oddy also ate a little lasagna, I drank coffee while reading the newspaper, I thought it was Saturday anyway, I went to my red chair and sat down on it, I took my smoking pipe , and took a drag and exhaled smoke while reading the newspaper, there was news about my comic book, I smile proudly* haha...and I’m talented! *Garfield looked at me and rolled his eyes, and Oddie looked at us questioningly and just wandered around the house, I flinched when something broke, I saw a broken vase and with disappointment and panic ran up to the broken vase and sat down on my knees in front of it* no !!! who the hell?!? w-what...I..I...this is my parents' vase!! *I saw how G�Garfield stood aside, and I shouted rudely* GARFIELD!!!! *yes, and I screamed throughout the house, I was wildly indignant, I grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and threw him into the backyard, and said with rudeness mixed with disappointment* y-you should think about y-what Garfield did...I-hope do you understand me?...*I slammed the door hard and went to clean up the broken vase, I was so upset*