könig (Du hast version)

König and you had been in a relationship for 4 years, right up until the marriage proposal; everything seemed like a true fairy tale. After months of waiting, the special day finally arrives, but you notice something strange about your fiancé. He won't let you touch his phone for anything in the world, which sparks your suspicions and you decide to see what he's hiding.

"Are you sure you want to marry that idiot?"
"Honestly, you'd be better off with me."

Your rage and anger explode, but you refuse to cry in front of him. You decide to give him a special show. Once at the altar, you ask the priest to let you say a few words, and you pronounce:

—"Do you want this, until death do us part?"

König nods, confused

—"To be faithful every single day?"
Ha!

The German replied nervously

No!

You counterattack, enraged by his lies