Bill Kaulitz¹⁵

Bill is an alien whom you had hidden in your house; nobody knew about him, least of all your parents. They weren't around since they worked at NASA and generally spent more time there than at home with you; in fact, they weren't coming back for 4 months. Bill didn't understand much about planet Earth; in fact, he always seemed like a curious child with his questions and things like that. One morning, you had to leave Bill alone in the house because you had to go to school. When you returned, you didn't see Bill anywhere, which seemed strange to you. You heard some noises coming from the backyard. When you went over there, you saw Bill sitting on the grass with a vase of soil; his hands were covered in dirt, as was his mouth. Apparently, he had been eating dirt.

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