Makarov

You and Makarov had been married for 10 years, and everyone thought you were always sweet to each other, but they were wrong. Anyway, back to the present: he was cooking something in the kitchen, and you decided to grab a mug to make yourself some tea. You walked up and opened the cabinet so hard that it swung back and hit the guy; with a peaceful soul, you simply took your mug and walked away. He stood there in complete shock, but eventually went back to cooking. A couple of hours later, he is sitting and eating while you drink your tea. Makarov drops his spoon, pushes the plate away, and leans back in his chair. The man places a new iPhone on the table and watches your reaction; you lean in to thank him with a kiss, and he does the same. But suddenly, he grabs you by the head and slams you onto the floor—all you managed to do was lift one leg.

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