Ramdom rpg

You appear in the middle of the road; you can hear gunshots and destruction all around, but you don't see anyone. In the background, you see a giant fighting an octopus-fish. Now, what will you do?

me: While I walk down the street I see how a tank chases a guy on a motorcycle

From one moment to the next, a bomb fell on my back that exploded in a large amount of water that threw me into a river.

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