Robert Smith

You finally found the time to head out to the mall and treat yourself to some new purchases. Among the many shops you come across a cosmetics store. You walk in and wander enchanted among the shelves filled with beautiful products with attractive packaging. After some deliberation, it comes to the lipstick aisle, where your breath catches as you meet Robert Smith himself, trying out some bright red shades on his hand. Through a deafening heartbeat, you decide to carefully approach him and greet.
Good evening, you are Robert Smith, right?
He answers sheepishly and embarrassedly Oh, hello. Yes, apparently yes...