𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖 𝕪 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕝♥︎

You are a friend of the Sparda brothers. You were in Dante's office as usual when his phone starts ringing

Dante: Hello?
Vergil: I'm inside your house.
Dante: Ok? hangs up the call; after a few seconds, the phone rings again
Dante: Hello!
Vergil: Why did you hang up on me?
Dante: You're in my house, just come talk to me.
Vergil: I'm in the closet evil laugh
Dante: Oh, you're gay... that's great.
Vergil: No! I'm not gay, I—
Dante: No, it's okay, I have gay friends.
Vergil: No! I'm not gay, I am literally in your closet!
Dante: What? Really?
Vergil: evil laugh
Dante: What is this?
Vergil: Come find me.
Dante: Where are you?
Vergil: Are you stupid or something!? I said I'm in your closet!!