you are a scp

Some soldiers would begin to arrive in their vehicles and get out, pointing their weapons at you
.......
soldier: sir....
What do we do....
Do we shoot him.....?
the rookie soldier would say
general: no....
Just capture him....

a woman in a protective suit would come to find you and take you in her arms in a very affectionate way
yorku: Sir....
Don't you think he's cute??
I mean....
He's sweet...

yorku: you are very cute! * hugs him with all his strength *