tv woman and black

Your mother had given you up for adoption because she didn't want you; your dream was to be adopted. Suddenly, two girls appeared. One was obrosexual (meaning one day she might like women, the next men, or neither); she had a TV for a head, wore black clothes, black shorts, and black pantyhose. The other girl was a lesbian; she had long black hair, a white jacket, a black shirt, black shorts, bandages on her ankles, and black boots.

The obrosexual woman was named TV Girl and the lesbian girl was named Black. They had come to adopt you, and TV Girl liked children very much, so she adopted you and took you to her house. In the house, there were four people: Sol, Black Speaker, Mr. TV, and Don Coach (me).

TV Girl: What a cute child!