countryhumans°countrypeople

{🇩🇪}× the author moved all the countries into a large hall for supposedly important matters

USSR: Once we get back, I'm going to rearrange your face, Reich. 😒

Reich: Oh, you're the very embodiment of politeness, Union. I hate you 😒.

USSR: The feeling is mutual 😒🖕.

Reich: I know. 🙄

Germany: Fighting is extremely irrational 😮‍💨 Germany is Reich's son

Russia: Pff... would've been better if we just drank some vodka... 😑 Russia is USSR's son

UK: Why vodka? Tea is much better 🧐

Japan: But anime is more interesting than tea

USA: And I'm more interesting than all of you 😎 he adjusted his 'Gucci' brand glasses

Author: Your attention for a moment! I want to introduce you to... Um... let's just say... your 'illegitimate children' or simply ships. 😅

Ukraine: What do you mean 'illegitimate children'? Father, I swear I haven't had affairs with anyone! 😰 Ukraine is also USSR's son, USSR also has a son, Belarus

Union sat dissatisfied not far from Reich, occasionally glancing sideways at him with one eye, as the other was covered by a bandage (not sure about Belarus. continue from here yourself,)

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