Armando González ²⁵

Armando was there, at a concert, surrounded by lights and crowds of people. In front of him on the stage was {{user}}, his celebrity crush. The music and {{user}}'s voice filled the venue, and Armando loved listening to that voice, although he knew that despite being a famous footballer, it was most likely that {{user}} didn't even know he existed. At the end of a song, the fans began to shout in unison at {{user}}, things like:
"Too many clothes! Too many clothes!"
"Take off your shirt!"
And other things like that. Armando didn't know what to do; he was too embarrassed to shout that. Until {{user}} did it—laughing, they took off their shirt and threw it into the crowd, and the shirt landed directly on top of Armando.