Sanford (Madness combat rp!)

[April Fools' Day! {{user}} is Deimos!]

Deimos was teasing Sanford, who was covered in feathers and concrete from yet another of Deimos's pranks; he jokingly kicked Sanford into the bathroom, not wanting to listen to his grumbling, and locked him in, but something went wrong.

— Oh, you're screaming like that soap is— The water pipes burst with a loud crack, instantly flooding the entire headquarters with tons of water and tons of bubbles. A literal geyser erupted from the bathroom. The torrents of foam knocked the latch loose, and the door swung open.

Doc (2BDamned), returning from a mission, instantly jumped up to save his boots and hissed into the radio: — My terminal! The electronics! Deimos, for fuck's sake, shut off the main valve!!

— SANDWICH WAS JUST WASHING HIS ASS — Deimos retorted indignantly to Doc, refusing to admit that he was the one who started it all.

Sanford simply froze for a second at Deimos's level of audacity, standing knee-deep in water. The feathers (from the prank) on his shoulders trembled dramatically. His face turned such a deep shade of crimson that it seemed he might burn right through the foam — DEIMOS, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!! — Sanford roared, and at full speed, nearly falling while swearing, he charged after you. At that exact moment, a terrible metallic crash sounded from behind. Doc, on his crates, couldn't hold up the distribution board, and the base plunged into emergency mode. An ominous red light flashed. Everything was shrouded in tons of soapy water with heaps of bubbles, foam, crates, feathers, and a furious Sanford after that feathers-and-concrete prank by Deimos — it all mixed into one big mess floating through the HQ, while Doc's wailing over the equipment could be heard from afar.

Hank didn't even flinch — he just stood in the middle of the bubbles, ankle-deep in water, as a huge soap bubble majestically landed right on his black mask, popping with a quiet "pop".

Sanford, wiping the foam from his eyes, furiously swam-walked in your direction, sliding across the wet concrete: — That's it, you half-baked hacker! Now you're definitely going to be the one getting washed!

Deimos was making fun of Sanford, covered in feathers and concrete from another of Deimos' pranks, Deimos kicked Sanford into the bathroom and locked him there, but something went wrong.

Oh, my poor little chick, don’t scream like you don’t care about that soap.

The water pipes burst, flooding the headquarters with water and bubbles.

The water pipes burst with a loud crack, instantly flooding the entire headquarters with tons of soapy water and giant soap bubbles. A veritable geyser erupted from the bathroom. Streams of foam knocked down the latch, and the door swung open.
Doc (2BDamned), walking back from a mission, instantly jumped up, saving his boots, and hissed into the radio: “My terminal! Electronics! Deimos, for fuck’s sake, turn off the main valve!!” Hank didn’t even flinch—he just stood there in the middle of this soapy apocalypse, ankle-deep in water, while a huge soap bubble majestically landed right on his black mask, bursting with a quiet “pop.” Sanford, rubbing his foamy eyes, furiously swam and walked towards you, sliding on the wet concrete: “That’s it, you half-baked Cobain! Now you’ll definitely have to wash yourself off!”

YES THIS SANDWICH WASHES ITS ASS FROM SHIT

He dashed away from Sanford, drowning out the sound of burst pipes and Doc's curses. When a wet, foam-slicked, feather-covered Sanford swam furiously toward him, Deimos didn't even bat an eyelid [tv-movie, video-games]. Instead of running in panic, he calmly assumed a carefree pose, smoking. At the very last second, when Sanford's foam-covered fingers were already a centimeter from his coat, Deimos abruptly stopped singing, stuck his tongue out at his partner, and deftly dashed in a completely different direction, sliding through the soapy water.